...keeps a doctor away ;)
Today I thought I will share some if the stupidest yet MAYBE funny ideas that I wrote down during my restful moonday. I rolled all day in bed, tried to rest and I also slept around 13 hours. BTW Remember guys, these are just jokes and I do take my practice seriously. Sometimes even too seriously...soooo.... I just sometimes can't help myself ;) Especially on a day like yesterday, when I'm quite tired, or day like today, when I'm quite frustrated with myself (will I ever get up from this Urdhva Dhanurasana, huh ? ;) Maybe there are some other people in need of a laugh, I give you 14 options, maybe at least one will work for you ;)
14 signs of tired yogi
1) She feel asleep while she tried to lift up after Supta Kurmasana.
2) The class hadn't started yet and she is already doing the closing postures.
3) She wanted to untie her shoes in the elevator but decided he is to tired to bend over.
4)She feel asleep on her nose when she tired to decide herself and jump back from Bakasana for too long. Even more importantly she did not notice when exactly did the nose plant happened.
5) She was ok with practicing without mat today, because she could not reach to the highest shelf.
6) She stayed for..... a lot of breaths in Bujapidasana. When she went up, she was the only one in the room.
7) She decided she will sleep in the dressing room today, so that she can sleep one hour more tomorrow.
8) A backpack with 2 pieces of clothing and light towel is too much to handle.
9) She ordered carrot juice and accidentally got beet root but she didn't notice.
10) She fell asleep in 6:45 bus and woke up the same time next day and didn't notice and/or mind.
11) She got herself into Supta Kurmasana, or any other position that required legs behind the head and didn't notice.
12) She did a drop back on inhale (true story!)
13) She forgot to stop Ujjayi breath and continued like that throughout the day.
14) She claimed that the extreme wavering movement of her legs in headstand is caused by equally extreme ocean tides.
BTW I have to excuse for not writing very often, I had some hectic time at work, and also so many things piled up that I had no idea what to write about first. And then I ended up too tired to even move my little finger.
Update is coming soon!
Stay inspired,
Joanna
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